My Experiments with Tooth (arthaat maazi Danta-katha)!

Sadhya, baykoo la patrika (horoscope) vachan ani tyancha abhyaas karne ha ek chanda jadlela ahe. tyamulech, milel tyachi patrika ghevun ticha ti dissection karat aste....


Arthat maazi patrika hi kiti kichkat ahe, ani maaza sawbhav dekhil he ti maala divasatun chaar velela tari nakkich aikavte, ani tyaat tiche graha mazhyashi kashi yuti thevun ahet, he dekhil sangayla visaraat nahi!
Udhar-nartha, maaza lafda hovu shakta, (ek sukkhad varychi zhuluk jaavi, titkyaat, tichya pahilya ka 11vya ghartla shani ka guru kasa mazhyavar laksha thevun ahe, tyamule me te kasa hovu denaar nahi asa ek ruksha niddan dekhil tinech mala sangitlay....tyamule ayushaat apla ekhada tari lafda hoeil hya gudgulya anarya bhavana tichya shani mule virun jatana mala distaat....

Tar mazhya patriket mhane chehrya varti gambhir eeja honaar asa kahi yog ahe mhane....ani mug "are ho re, tu nahi ka lahan astanach tondavar padlas, ani atta tuze te pudche daat nahi ka khote ahet!" (Atta he vachun mala olakhnarya baryach lokanchya manaat "tarich ha asa dokyvar padlya sarkha vagtoo" ashi khochak shanka yeyeilach!


Tar mandali, me shalet, mhanje 5vee ka 6veet astana, ekda eka vatarat kartya mule linit jeena chadtana tondavar aapatloo..samrochya donhi datanche tukade tevdhe tondatach rahile....arthat nantar prachanda vedana ani  rada rad bombabomb karun me ghari geloo.....
Ghari alyvar matra atta dudhachya daatani kevhach hay khalyanni, aplyala navin daat yenaar nahit hi ek navin mahiti milali .....Amchya olkhichya daanta-vaidya arthat dentist kade amchi hazeri lagli....


Dentist ne matra "ha 12 varshancha zhalya shivay root canal ani caps basavta yenaar nahi..." asa nidaan karun takla.....mug kay, dar varshi honarya shaleya vaidyakiya tapasneet, "Needs root canal and caps" asa shera mile.....Ekdacha me 8vit gelya nanatar doctoranni ti pranantik vedana annari root canal procedure keli, ani asankhya seatings nantar, ekdache maaze samoril daatana ek cap basavnyaat ali ani ithun kharya arthane maazhya danta-kathela surwat zhali.....


He nakli daat kahi mala manvech na.....Kadhi ek mahinyaat tar kadhi ek athvydaat, he nakli daat nighun yet....Jevtana achanak daata khali khada yava tasa mazhya daata khali daat yet ase.....Kheltana baryach velela he khali padlele daat me dagad maati upsun upsun jivachya akantane shodat ase! "melyaa 1200 che daat ahet...neet vapar..." hi gharun milali tambi hoti na.....


Mug dar 2 divaasanni me daanta-vaidyanchya darat ubha...tondacha bolka ughadun ani hatat te nakli daat ghevun.....adhi adhi kas-nusa hasun amche danta vaidya maza swagat karit...halu halu matra maazi ti bin datachi smile bahutek tyanna farshi ruchaat nasavi..karan ka konas thauk, mala baghun te farse khush disaat nasat...dusrya patients barobar hasta hasta mala darat ubha rahilela pahunach bahutek tyanchya kaljaat dhassa hot ase!

Kadhi kadhi tar mala shanka yeyi ki tyana maazi cycle khali lavleli disli ki bahutek te varach yet nasave, kinva dhad-dhad tya chhatini ani padlelya chehreyani te varti yet.....Mug me dekhil cycle lapvun lapvun kinva mage pudhe lavun yet ase..bahutek dhandyan madhye pahila girahik changla yava ha jasa ek alikhit niyam ahe, taasa bahutek tyancha dekhil asava...adhi fukat cap basvun denare doctor nantar 10/20 ase majal dar majal rate vadhavu lagle..(hya mage kadhichit he kelyane me tyanchya kade janyache thamben, kinva ghabrun yenarach nahi, ha hi ek hetu asava!)


Shevati ekda tyana 2 daatanavar cap la support milat nahi hi uparati zhali! (mhanje 2 umpires la kasa kadhi kadhi third umpire lagtoo., agdi tasach). Mug hya daatan chya shejaryacha bali ghevun, 3 daatanvar cap basavynaat ali....Hi kavli matra aaj-tagayat shabut ahe...mhanje mala konihi daat padin mhantla tari tyala jorat sangavasa vatat, ..."dakhavach padun!"

Ashya riti ne ekdacha mazhya daanta kathecha sukkhad aant' zhala!


"Aai daanta-katha mhanje kay ga?" amchya chiranjeevanchya prashna ni me bhanavar alo. "Babala vichar!". Me apla mazech daat-ooth khavun gappa rahilo!

Nana!

24th December, 2008. Ek lashat rahanara divas. Gele kityek mahine, me sakali 7 la gharatun nighun, ratri 11 la parat yaycho. Project cha kaam jorat chalu hota. Tyat nuktich cigarette sodleli. Mhanun mug ek virangula, kinva shrama-parihara sathi mhana ratri 10 chya bus ne kadhitari (bahutek vela shukravari) Satara road var ektach basaaychoo...Ek large old monk, thumbsup, ani kahitari ugach chakna...chaan 1/2 ek tasaat kam vhayacha...ek donda mitranna bolavla, pan tyanchi timings ani maazhya mood cha kahi jamaycha nahi....pan ek peg marla, ki ekdam halka vataycha... ghari javun mug shanta tension free zhop ghaychi…..

aaj, matra tension nhavta...karan aaj, hya kshna pasun me mokla hota..project chaa kaam complete hot ala hota, ani mukhya mhanje udya pasun me suttivar janaar hoto..masta 2 athavde...atta office cha tond direct pahaycha te navin varshaat..ekdam 5 jan lach!

As always, gardi hoti...pan ha hotel cha anna mala agdi lahan pana pasun olakhtoo....purvi hyacha takla shetty baap, kadak mishi vala, he hotel chalvaycha...tevha me sadharan pachveet/sahaveet asen...tandoori chicken khava tar hya hotel chach......waiter ne mala ek nuktach rikama zhalela table dakhavat basaychi khun keli…..table 4 janancha hota ani me ekta…me basloo….. Order devun, jara shanta pane tekloo…atta kahi lokanna he asa ekta pine mhanje nivaal shauk kinva dardi pana vaigere vatatoo (tasa mala bolunahi dakhavlay kahi lokanni!) J, pan maaza hetu kevaal ek ardha taas chaan halka hovun ghari jane evdhach hota….

Pandhara fullshirt, baher kadhlela, angane ani rangane barach pasarlela… …tyane ikade tikade pahat mazhya table-kade ghutmalala….waiter ne mala, “sir ye bhaitengee to chalega kya?” vaigere sagle sopaskar par padle, ani to manus “maaf kara saheb” karat basla…me apla ugach “nahi theek ahe..” vaigere …..

“mala maaf kara ha saheb, nahi mhanje tumchya chehryavarun tumhi apla shanta pane tumchya dokyaat kahitari chalu hota, me tumhala disturpa kartoy”. Me  apla nahi ho ashi tutak uttar det …tyane mug aristrocat whisky chi neeb, ani soda magitla…..”kay sangu saheb rao, pattyancha naad lagla attach harun alo rao 15-20 haazaar …..mhantla atta baas….ghari atta 1 / 2 kilo paplet bombil dili, pahune alet tyana mhnala jeva ani me aloo…atta barech divas me daru banda keli hota barka saheb, pan aaj mhantla pivun jau, ani ghari jevun gappa paadu…atta he 3 peg zhale ki me nighnaar….

Hya saglyat me apla ho bara are wah vaigere…..

Tumhi kay karta?

Me naukri kartoo hinjewadi madhye…

Mhanje te camputer cha ka?

Ho tasach…..

Saheb, apla resort ahe bara ka…..sinhagad road la… tumhi ya tithe….eka kombadit mast 8/9 mansa sahaj jevtil..jwaari bhakri vaigere sagla..drinks binks…..

Are wah! sinhagad road la kuthe….

Mug tyane kahitari directions sangitle….me apla barr ok ok….kela…

Sahib apan ayushaat lai paishe kamvle ani lai udavle….he asle hotel chhut… ashi kiti tari bhari hatils kadhli me….te sagle mantri ani commissioner aplyala olkahtat…sahib lai formaat hoto me…..

Tumhi amchya resort la yevun bagha….aho hya hya paanwalya la me nista paanavar flat dilay, ani tevha tyachi kimmat 8 lakh hoti! Aayy kalyaa (waiter)….ja, tya paanwalya shetty la sang, tuza shet alay...2 wills ghevun ye…sahib, tumhala kahi gald-flak vaigere?

Nahi nako, me sodli ahe…..

Tya sherial madhyla pori astat na…tyanchi bhi olakh karun detoo….apan supply matra nahi karnar..te kay te tumhi bolun ghayacha ani yaycha ghevun resortla…rooms bims sagla hai….!!!

Sahib he tumhi peg gheta te mahag jata….tumhi quarter ka nahi ghet? Nahi mhanje tumhi tase shauk karnare disaat nahi, ani karuhi naka amchya sarkha shauk…pan tumhi fakta ardhi marta na, mug ithe anna la sangaycha….lihun thev…he anna aplach ahe…..

Aye kalya, ekadba…..ani mug to tya typical shetty bhaset tyachyashi bolala….ani te sahebancha pan repeat kar…

Aho nako mala me jasti ghet nahi…

aho nahi saheb…ghya………….

Sahib apan ayushat shikoo nahi, pan poranna lai shikavlay….apli porgi ahe na porgi, ti ithe aplya college la ahe..... Are wah, mhanje mazach college….

Chemni-kal engg ka kay te tyala ahe….saheb sagli pora changli shikli…mala loka mhantat kasli ishtate, hi porach tumchi ishtat ahe…

Barobar ahe…..

pora masta inglis madhi boltat bara ka….

Thamba…amchya tai shi bola….

Tyane mug tyachya cell varun call kela…

Tai ithe amche ek tuzhya college che sir bhetle…bol tyanchayshi!...ghya sahib…inglish madhun bola inglish madhun….

Hi….

Whos this?

This is xxxxxxx

How do you know my father?

I just met him….nice guy…was telling me about your resort…do you guys have a  website or something? Cause he was telling me?

No, no, no……it is visible on google maps!

Oh …ok..nice talking to you…..

Bye…

Hya saglya sambhashanaat samoracha chehera, kadhi kautukane, kadhi abhimanane mazhya kade baghat hota…

Kay mhanli amchi tai?

Nahi tech me vichalra internet…

Ha te ajun kay mhanli?

Changli bolte English bara ka…chaan shikavlaat tumhi …….

Atta ghari gelyavar vichare barka mala kon sir kuthle sir……

Atta fakta poricha lagin karayacha…

Tasa tila lai builder vaigere ale hote…porine ekdach baghun nako sangitla..porga shiklela nhavta…

Me apla ugach aho atta yevdha shikavlay tar nidaan changla shiklela navra pahije, nahitar tichya shikshanacha upyog kay? asa typical madhyam-vargieeya takla….tyane ek jordar hastandolan (ashi anek hastandolana, baryach velela zhali…ti suddha typical, mhanje tyane donhi hataatat maaza haath ghevun )……tumhala khara sangtoo atta mazhya dolyaat paani ahe…(chasma kadhun dole pusaat)…tumche vichar ekdam jultat bagha aplyashi…..

Aple vichar jultat bagha sahib….me tumhala baghtilyavarach mhanla…

dili sahib, dili, porichya lagnachi jawabdari tumchyavar dili!!! Saheb changla konitari aplya jatitla bagha, asel tar sanga…paishe bishe nastil tari problem nahi…saheeb 15 lakh kharcha karnyachi tyari ahe apli porichya lagnatt, kiti? 15 lakh…bagha saheb tumhi konitari changla mulga asel tar bagha…. Naukri nasli, tar apan factory takun devu porila…chemni-kal chi….kahi problem nahi…..

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