Nana!

24th December, 2008. Ek lashat rahanara divas. Gele kityek mahine, me sakali 7 la gharatun nighun, ratri 11 la parat yaycho. Project cha kaam jorat chalu hota. Tyat nuktich cigarette sodleli. Mhanun mug ek virangula, kinva shrama-parihara sathi mhana ratri 10 chya bus ne kadhitari (bahutek vela shukravari) Satara road var ektach basaaychoo...Ek large old monk, thumbsup, ani kahitari ugach chakna...chaan 1/2 ek tasaat kam vhayacha...ek donda mitranna bolavla, pan tyanchi timings ani maazhya mood cha kahi jamaycha nahi....pan ek peg marla, ki ekdam halka vataycha... ghari javun mug shanta tension free zhop ghaychi…..

aaj, matra tension nhavta...karan aaj, hya kshna pasun me mokla hota..project chaa kaam complete hot ala hota, ani mukhya mhanje udya pasun me suttivar janaar hoto..masta 2 athavde...atta office cha tond direct pahaycha te navin varshaat..ekdam 5 jan lach!

As always, gardi hoti...pan ha hotel cha anna mala agdi lahan pana pasun olakhtoo....purvi hyacha takla shetty baap, kadak mishi vala, he hotel chalvaycha...tevha me sadharan pachveet/sahaveet asen...tandoori chicken khava tar hya hotel chach......waiter ne mala ek nuktach rikama zhalela table dakhavat basaychi khun keli…..table 4 janancha hota ani me ekta…me basloo….. Order devun, jara shanta pane tekloo…atta kahi lokanna he asa ekta pine mhanje nivaal shauk kinva dardi pana vaigere vatatoo (tasa mala bolunahi dakhavlay kahi lokanni!) J, pan maaza hetu kevaal ek ardha taas chaan halka hovun ghari jane evdhach hota….

Pandhara fullshirt, baher kadhlela, angane ani rangane barach pasarlela… …tyane ikade tikade pahat mazhya table-kade ghutmalala….waiter ne mala, “sir ye bhaitengee to chalega kya?” vaigere sagle sopaskar par padle, ani to manus “maaf kara saheb” karat basla…me apla ugach “nahi theek ahe..” vaigere …..

“mala maaf kara ha saheb, nahi mhanje tumchya chehryavarun tumhi apla shanta pane tumchya dokyaat kahitari chalu hota, me tumhala disturpa kartoy”. Me  apla nahi ho ashi tutak uttar det …tyane mug aristrocat whisky chi neeb, ani soda magitla…..”kay sangu saheb rao, pattyancha naad lagla attach harun alo rao 15-20 haazaar …..mhantla atta baas….ghari atta 1 / 2 kilo paplet bombil dili, pahune alet tyana mhnala jeva ani me aloo…atta barech divas me daru banda keli hota barka saheb, pan aaj mhantla pivun jau, ani ghari jevun gappa paadu…atta he 3 peg zhale ki me nighnaar….

Hya saglyat me apla ho bara are wah vaigere…..

Tumhi kay karta?

Me naukri kartoo hinjewadi madhye…

Mhanje te camputer cha ka?

Ho tasach…..

Saheb, apla resort ahe bara ka…..sinhagad road la… tumhi ya tithe….eka kombadit mast 8/9 mansa sahaj jevtil..jwaari bhakri vaigere sagla..drinks binks…..

Are wah! sinhagad road la kuthe….

Mug tyane kahitari directions sangitle….me apla barr ok ok….kela…

Sahib apan ayushaat lai paishe kamvle ani lai udavle….he asle hotel chhut… ashi kiti tari bhari hatils kadhli me….te sagle mantri ani commissioner aplyala olkahtat…sahib lai formaat hoto me…..

Tumhi amchya resort la yevun bagha….aho hya hya paanwalya la me nista paanavar flat dilay, ani tevha tyachi kimmat 8 lakh hoti! Aayy kalyaa (waiter)….ja, tya paanwalya shetty la sang, tuza shet alay...2 wills ghevun ye…sahib, tumhala kahi gald-flak vaigere?

Nahi nako, me sodli ahe…..

Tya sherial madhyla pori astat na…tyanchi bhi olakh karun detoo….apan supply matra nahi karnar..te kay te tumhi bolun ghayacha ani yaycha ghevun resortla…rooms bims sagla hai….!!!

Sahib he tumhi peg gheta te mahag jata….tumhi quarter ka nahi ghet? Nahi mhanje tumhi tase shauk karnare disaat nahi, ani karuhi naka amchya sarkha shauk…pan tumhi fakta ardhi marta na, mug ithe anna la sangaycha….lihun thev…he anna aplach ahe…..

Aye kalya, ekadba…..ani mug to tya typical shetty bhaset tyachyashi bolala….ani te sahebancha pan repeat kar…

Aho nako mala me jasti ghet nahi…

aho nahi saheb…ghya………….

Sahib apan ayushat shikoo nahi, pan poranna lai shikavlay….apli porgi ahe na porgi, ti ithe aplya college la ahe..... Are wah, mhanje mazach college….

Chemni-kal engg ka kay te tyala ahe….saheb sagli pora changli shikli…mala loka mhantat kasli ishtate, hi porach tumchi ishtat ahe…

Barobar ahe…..

pora masta inglis madhi boltat bara ka….

Thamba…amchya tai shi bola….

Tyane mug tyachya cell varun call kela…

Tai ithe amche ek tuzhya college che sir bhetle…bol tyanchayshi!...ghya sahib…inglish madhun bola inglish madhun….

Hi….

Whos this?

This is xxxxxxx

How do you know my father?

I just met him….nice guy…was telling me about your resort…do you guys have a  website or something? Cause he was telling me?

No, no, no……it is visible on google maps!

Oh …ok..nice talking to you…..

Bye…

Hya saglya sambhashanaat samoracha chehera, kadhi kautukane, kadhi abhimanane mazhya kade baghat hota…

Kay mhanli amchi tai?

Nahi tech me vichalra internet…

Ha te ajun kay mhanli?

Changli bolte English bara ka…chaan shikavlaat tumhi …….

Atta ghari gelyavar vichare barka mala kon sir kuthle sir……

Atta fakta poricha lagin karayacha…

Tasa tila lai builder vaigere ale hote…porine ekdach baghun nako sangitla..porga shiklela nhavta…

Me apla ugach aho atta yevdha shikavlay tar nidaan changla shiklela navra pahije, nahitar tichya shikshanacha upyog kay? asa typical madhyam-vargieeya takla….tyane ek jordar hastandolan (ashi anek hastandolana, baryach velela zhali…ti suddha typical, mhanje tyane donhi hataatat maaza haath ghevun )……tumhala khara sangtoo atta mazhya dolyaat paani ahe…(chasma kadhun dole pusaat)…tumche vichar ekdam jultat bagha aplyashi…..

Aple vichar jultat bagha sahib….me tumhala baghtilyavarach mhanla…

dili sahib, dili, porichya lagnachi jawabdari tumchyavar dili!!! Saheb changla konitari aplya jatitla bagha, asel tar sanga…paishe bishe nastil tari problem nahi…saheeb 15 lakh kharcha karnyachi tyari ahe apli porichya lagnatt, kiti? 15 lakh…bagha saheb tumhi konitari changla mulga asel tar bagha…. Naukri nasli, tar apan factory takun devu porila…chemni-kal chi….kahi problem nahi…..

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